In the words of the competition judge to Adam Sandler's title character, after he had responded to a question with an answer that sounded superficially reasonable but lacked any substance:
"Mr Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Here is a funny story about this funny quote.
Steve Martin's character Vincent Antonelli sees this foxy chick looking into the freezer at the grocery store and he walks up to her and says:
"You know you shouldn't be in this part of the store."
To which she replies:
"Why not?"
To which he replies:
"Because you could melt all dis stuff!"
"He who takes offence when none is intended is a fool. He who take offence when offence is intended is probably still a fool."